But like I said, it's sometimes inspiring. I am currently planning one of these corporate-sponsored theme bikes. Maybe a healthy-themed bike for all those gravity challenged beer-keg riders who need more horsepower. It will be a low-carb bike of course. We'll put the carburetors right down low on the pavement next to the 10-inch-wide primary belt without outer bearings. This way when we corner, we can shave off a few more carbs. Perhaps it will be fitted with an antibacterial seat (for the skanky bar maidens we'll surely pick up), dual-purpose exhaust pipe handlebars, gas in tire (rear), oil in tire (front), DVD and LCD in gas tank... I don't want to give away all my innovations, but it will maybe have a 380 tire so that we have enough gas inside it for our 10-cubic-foot motor. You guys are still workin' in inches? Feet baby, feet. The 10-inch primary will double as a sidestand. This will save some of the weight added by the bench press barbells we added for the tough guys and the fitness sponsors. The yoga classes that come with the purchase of this bike will keep you flexible to help with the ungodly comfort of the sitting position due to the 20-inch stretch we had to add to clear the towering square footage of the cylinders. The third eye you develop from the meditation will help you see past the gas tank in your line of sight. Of course this bike will sell for an extravagant price. This way, we know the owner will have enough money to see a chiropractor regularly due to the complete lack of suspension.
Where is all this contest mayhem and TV-show mania going to take us in regard to motorcycle history? Will it have the effect of the AMF years in Harley-Davidson's history? The years we later want to forget or erase from existence completely. Will the 380-series tire show us an advantage in launch or cornering traction in real-world riding conditions? Or even in unrealistic conditions, will this "my tire is wider than your tire" prove to have any functional roadworthy advantage? Will it at least make your dick larger or your girlfriend's ass seem smaller?
Should a show bike win on the merit of its elegance or extravagance... innovation or novelty... genius or madness?
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